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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number. Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing. Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me. Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals. Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way. Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
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Yo mama's such a slut, she gives out frequent rider miles. Yo mama such a slut, that Foursquare has made her vagina a place to "check in". Yo mama's such a slut, she has a number dispenser on her bedpost. Yo mama's such a slut, she got her tubes tied and still got pregnant.
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