If you're a guy in college, or just someone who happened to be a dorm bathroom, you may have come across a request from your school to not masturbate. For the past several years, a number of people have reported seeing letters asking male students to refrain from pleasuring themselves in the dorm bathrooms or showers. The notices usually say something about how the pipes were clogged and initially the college thought it was a build up of hair. But then they discovered the true horror: It was semen. We saw a recent example circulating on the Internet this month from the University of Miami , which, yes, was super fake. We don't know who put that one up on their campus, but trust us: It's fake.
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Steve Elibank made this Freedom of Information request to University of St Andrews This request has been closed to new correspondence from the public body. Contact us if you think it ought be re-opened. Try opening the logs in a new window. Incidentally, if the answer to question 1 is that the notice is an Internet forgery, then I must apologise for this rather tasteless message!
Durham University: Stop Nutting in the Showers!
Student have been sent a letter telling them to "refrain" from masturbating in the shower, after several blockages were discovered in the university-owned residences. This is intolerable. The letter then explains because the substance is not soluble in water, it gets "caught" in the filters, something which the university's system is "particularly susceptible" to.